Please pass the sugar, General Myers

I swear to God this is 100% true:

I go to Starbucks this morning. I'm ordering some coffee and the guy in front of me looks back over his shoulder, goes all gogo eyed and says "General Myers...". He hops out of line and walks out the back door and there, in a very weathered black t-shirt with an Air Force slogan on it, shorts and shades is Former Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Richard B. Myers.

I didn't let the guy back in line ahead of me. Dude! I needed some caffine!